Phoenix Hash House Harriers

Welcome to the Phoenix Hash House Harriers

We meet every Monday, Wednesday, most Saturdays, Full Moons, and other special days. All levels of runners and walkers are encouraged. Get some exercise and have a great time doing it. Bring your dog (sometimes)! Or cat (never)! We run, (between bars mostly), drink and generally have a silly time. If you are a hasher and want to hare a trail, contact the Hare Raiser for that particular hash.

We hash often so check out the BIG ASS CALENDAR to find out the when and where! Learn more about how hashing started, who we are and what we do by clicking here!

If you have any questions that the site doesn’t answer, or want to talk to one of us, click on contact us, send an email to webgeek@phoenixhhh.org for more info!

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Hump D’Hash

May

6:36 pm

Where: The Duce – 525 S Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004
Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!
About: Please join us this Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.
When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 3-6-? mile pickup hash.
Time: Meet @ 6:36p, Hares off @ 6:45p, Hounds to follow @ 7:00p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $1
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: Usually not on humps
On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

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LBH #126

May

6:36 pm

About: Please join us this Monday night for the r#nning of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers.
Where: Four Peaks Grill and Tap Room, 15745 N Hayden Road, D5-7, Scottsdale 85260
Hares: Mount Viagra and Garbage Pal Kid
What: A 3.069 mile (normally 3-5 miles), A to A-ish, wheelchair possible, hasher hostile hash.
Time: Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:45pm, chalk talk at 6:50pm, pack to follow. If you arrive after 6:49 please find Sex Oh Fence/Mary James on trail and give her $5 with your name discreetly written on it. Know you’re going to be late, well certainly get those $5 big one’s stuffed in your junk for SOF ahead of time. Expediting check in is much appreciated!
Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, water, and low expectations. Also bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from! Hang a plastic cup from your lanyard or Camelbak. Bring a cup and make a friend carry it in their sling pack in exchange for sexual favors. Find a shiny cup on trail and use that. Or buy a collapsible mug that will fit in your pocket/brassiere/butt/disemboweled intestines/wherever. If nothing else, at least stash a receptacle of some sort in your vehicle and grab it for circle. The haberdashery sells PH3 plastic mugs for $3, or buy a collapsible mug
Hash Cash: $5, or free if you’re a virgin
Cash Needed on Trail: Nah! But then again… Bail money!!!
Dog friendly: Most likely not. If you feel the need for canine companionship on this trail, capture a coyote during trail. Leave Poochie McPoocherson at home to keep the bed warm. Hopefully your canine is a cuddler, like Mount Viagra. Unlike SOME people. Probably drools on your pillow a bit less also.
On-After: Do the math…. We are starting at a bar and ending near the same place. My bet is that we are going back to there. Then again, Math is hard…. Hashing is easy!!!
Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, take a cab, or use public transport. On-Safety 3rd-On!

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Hump D’Hash

May

6:36 pm

Where: Uncle Monkeys – 1720 W Southern Ave, Mesa, AZ 85202
Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!
About: Please join us this Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.
When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 3-6-? mile pickup hash.
Time: Meet @ 6:36p, Hares off @ 6:45p, Hounds to follow @ 7:00p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $1
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: Usually not on humps
On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

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PH3 Crank Wankers BASH!!! BACK TO A PUB RIDE!

Jun

6:00 pm

We have long cables to connect and lock a dozen or more bikes.

What: An 8-ish mile, A to A’, ANY TYPE OF BIKE friendly, basher hostile hash.
Date: 5/11/2013
Hares: TBA – NONE – JUNE to SEPTEMBER we do a Saturday night pub ride together
Location: TBA
Time: Meet @ 11:00am, Hares off @ 11:30p, Hounds to follow @ sometime to follow
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), BYOB or whatever you want to drink, a bike, a helmet, stuff to fix your bike when it breaks, a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: NOTHING – It is BYOB and you should bring cash/card/ID for food/drinks if we stop at a bar/restaurant with a patio and place to lockup our bikes
Cash Needed on Trail: YES, we stop for drinks and food (BRUNCH) along the route
On-After: TBA

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Hump D’Hash

Jun

6:36 pm

Where: SideBar – 2nd Floor, 1514 N 7th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85007
Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!
About: Please join us this Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.
When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 3-6-? mile pickup hash.
Time: Meet @ 6:36p, Hares off @ 6:45p, Hounds to follow @ 7:00p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $1
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: Usually not on humps
On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).