There is always a need for hares! Regardless of your experience level, please feel free to volunteer because there will be someone to help (sort of).
Check back soon for dates!
The 2nd Saturday of each month is reserved for Zonie hashes. The 4th Saturday of each month has been reserved for anybody wanting to hare a westside hash (Come on West-siders!).
Hey, if you have any questions, call the Hash Hotline!
Yes, we still have it. For the web-impaired: 602-230-JERX
What?: Tempe Skirt Chaser 5K . Different than most other r*ns that you do. The women are given a 3min head start then the men are allowed to chase them down. Who said “Head”? Did I mention the ratio of women to men is 3:1?!?! Plus this is ALWAYS the perfect place to discover new hashers that are worthy of our physical and emotional abuse. This event is nothing new to us but still fun! Oh ya, we get beer as part of the r*n too. Need I say more?
When?: Saturday, Feb. 13th, 2pm
Where?: Tempe Town Lake
How much?: 2 options A) register and r*n the 5K $45 or B) buy a block party ticket $15
Both options get you a gimme bag and 2 drink tickets. WAIT, before you complain about “ONLY 2 drink tickets”, I have to say that we always end up with too many drink tickets because most of the “athletes” in attendance don’t drink beer! More fun for us.
Other info: This event is a great place to recruit new hashers. The beer is free. The day shall be merry. Wear your lanyard or some hash attire to promote. Maybe a red dress?
Don’t wanna r*n? Don’t wanna chase skirts? Just wanna drink beer ’til security throws you out? This is for you.
What?: Strong beer festival
When?: Sat. Feb 13th 1pm – 5pm
Where:? Margaret T. Hance Park, 200 E. Moreland St, Phoenix, AZ 85004 (map below)
How Much?: $45 at the gate
What do you get?: 4 oz glass for tasting and 15 drink tickets. Tasty food selection is available and posted to their website. The beer selection is as expected.Santa Fe, Oak Creek, Gordon Biersch, Sierra Nevada, Four Peaks, San Tan, SunUp, Rock Bottom, Pizza Port, Old World (our boys!), Beer Valley, Sleepy Dog, Grand Canyon, Stone, Barrio, Papago, Big Dog, Sonoran, Breckenridge, SKA, Big Sky, Shmaltz, Redstone,, Bell’s, New Belgium, Avery, Ell River, Port Brewing & Lost Abbey, The Bruery, Speakeasy, Left Hand, Oskar Blues, Prescott , Lagunitas, Dogfish Head, Full Sail, Deschutes, Az Soc. of Homebrewers, A-1 Beer Can Collectors Club, Lumberyard/Beaver Street, Silesia Brands, O’Dell, Firestone Walker, Kona, Widmer, Redhook, Green Mountain Cider,Thunder Canyon, Dave’s Electric Brewpub, Coronado, Rock Art, and Telegraph.
Get your beads, boobs and livers ready for some fun!
The pub crawl does not officially start until 8:00pm but Menstrual Psycho & Shut My Fucking Pie Hole would like to invite you all to have some food & get your drink on a little earlier!
Feel free to cum & join us for the Pre-Cum Pub Crawl at Los Olivos Mexican Restaurant. We’ll start off in the bar where they have $3 margaritas, $1.50 domestic drafts and a free appetizer buffet from 4-7.
Please let us know if you plan on stopping by so we can try to reserve a table since this place gets busy.
Note: Taxi / ride information will also be posted so you won’t end up in tent city.
Suggested Parking: The suggestion for all of those who plan to cum and drink is to take a cab. For those wankers who don’t plan to drink like a hasher, free parking is available in the public parking garage located directly behind Los Olivos restaurant on Wells Fargo Avenue. Additional free parking is available at the Old Town Parking Corral at East Second Street and Brown Avenue and at the Civic Center Library parking garage located on Drinkwater Boulevard at East Second Street.