Date/Time
Date(s) - Friday - 07/05/2024
6:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Location
Freestone Park
Categories
Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
There is a bar on trail, where PBR will be provided, but make sure to bring an ID to get in and cash to buy things not PBR related (you heathens!)
Where: Freestone District Park
1045 E Juniper Ave, Gilbert, AZ 85234
Hare: Retard Bodyguard and Cocknoculars
Hash Cash: $5, same for Virgins
Time: Meet up at 6:30p. Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
Dog-Friendly?: Please leave your pups at home. It’s gonna be like 110 degrees.
Bring: Cash/ID, Head(!)lamp, a whistle, vessel, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR
*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*