Date/Time
Date(s) - Saturday - 01/21/2023
3:00 pm
Location
Crossed Arrows Park
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Bobby Burns is the poet laureate of Scotland, was a major drunk and a man whore, and his birthday gives us an excuse to throw on a kilt (for those of us who don’t already), drink crappy scotch, and bastardize Scottish Highlander Games.
Runner Hare 1: Two Boys, One Cup
Runner Hare 2: My Ass is Thor
Walker Hare 1: Public Display of Erection
Walker Hare 2: NEED
Hashy Kilted Beer Yoga Instructor: Mount ‘N Climb Her
Pre-Hash (morning of Bobby Burns) Soux Chefs to help make Lamb Pies and Cheesy Potato Cakes:
1: ATM
2: Cunt Keep It Down
3: NEED
4: NEED
5: NEED
Location: Crossed Arrows Park – park on the south side on Acoma. There is NO BATHROOM at this park, although there will be one on trail.
Hash to be preceded by Hashy Kilted Beer Yoga at 2:45pm.
You’ll get PLENTY of beverage on trail!
You MUST WEAR PLAID! It does not have to be a kilt. Plaid boxers are widely popular, as are plaid bathrobes. Or you could go full out and rent an entire costume!
MAKE SURE TO BRING A HEAD LAMP AND SOMETHING WARM TO WEAR FOR CIRCLE. WE WILL START WHEN IT’S LIGHT OUT, BUT WILL FINISH IN THE DARK.
HASH CASH: $12 for regular Phoenix beer, crappy scotch, and Traditional Scottish Food (no, not haggis) – something for the meat eaters, and something for the veg heads. This is in addition to your normally scheduled Wrong Way food. Because this is a special event, virgins are not free.
For those who have attended in the past, please KEEP MUM about the SPECIAL SURPRISE!
Executive Decision: Bimbos cannot win any of the Hashlander Games* by showing their tits. But I’m sure the wankers would love you to still try.
BRING A HEADLAMP!
* These are rather like Scottish Highlander games, but with a hash twist. Don’t know what Scottish Highlander games are? Google it! Nothin’ like tossin’ a tree on a cold, rainy day….. And there are really shitty prizes!