Lost Boobs Hash Trash #159
January 13, 2014
Ammacacapane’s
Everyone has been waiting on the edge of their seats for the Hash Trash Strikes Back, Return of the Hash Trash, or perhaps even, The Phantom Hares, Attack of the Pack, or The Revenge of the Chalk. However it appears that Cramel “George Lucas” Toed has writer’s block and will not be providing the next installment of Star Trash (YET!). Continue bombarding him with fan mail, calling his number and hanging up and stalking his house. He appreciates the attention and will eventually reward his fans with another blockbuster.
Everyone has been wondering about the name of the bar where this hash started. Someone either had a bunch of left over letters they didn’t know what to do with and threw them up on the sign. Or it’s the sound that comes out when you sneeze, fart, laugh and cum at the same time.
[True story: Danielle Ammaccapane was an LPGA player, graduated from Thunderbird HS just a few miles away…as did her LPGA-player sister, Dina. This might lead you to believe that it’s a dyke bar, but according to the internet, Danielle has a husband. Also, Ammacacampane’s is well-known for its authentic Italian food. Lost Boobs Hashers don’t care, because we have delicious yummies from our beloved Upper Cunt!]
Everyone was surprised at how wonderfully shitty the trail was. Virgin hares I’m A Little Piss Pot and Vagina Mouth benefited from the expert haring moves of Sex Oh Fence. The well-marked trail wound through neighborhoods, canals, washes, mountain preserves, with a good amount of check-backs and YBFs.
I’ll Pack Her and Anal Beaching ran circle. Token Ese won the Princess Labia Award (aka the Shit Award) for WALKING the trail. No one recognized Token from the front, being used to only seeing his behind. Also, his soul is race-ist, so he should be called out for it, even if you can’t see it on the outside.
I apologize that I’m a little rusty on hash trash, but I’ve been frozen in carbonite for awhile and just thawing out.
Seriously, a galactic THANK YOU to Cramel Toed for his fantastic, hilarious, super shitty hash trash contributions. From him hearing more you will!
ON-May the whores be with you-ON!
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