This Is Not Lost Boobs Hash Trash #162
February 3, 2014
Giligan’s, Old Town Scottsdale
Hares: Diamonds ‘N’ Hurls, I Punched A Kid and Grapes of Wrath
In case you have been looking for LBHT #162, it doesn’t exist. There never was, nor will there ever be, a shenanigan summary for this singular shindig. Prior to the event, some veteran hashers made ominous predictions about all of the shit that was going to rain down on this trail. Some of the concerns are listed here:
Not enough parking
Midgets might be moody
Old Town cops go ballistic at the sight of a little white powder
Old Town cops hate hashers
Old Town cops would beat hashers with giant dildoes
Goldfish could go on strike
Nowhere to do circle
The hares (Diamonds ‘N’ Hurls, I Punched A Kid and Grapes of Wrath) don’t have a clue what they are doing and will probably fuck everything up
In reality, none of that happened. There was plenty of free parking and cheap beer. The trail was sufficiently, but not overly, shitty. Circle was fine and the cops hung out in the doughnut shop. So there wasn’t anything to write about, therefore no hash trash.
YAWN-YAWN
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