Date/Time
Date(s) - Saturday - 01/25/2025
3:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Location
Crossed Arrows Park
Categories
Bobby Burns is the poet laureate of Scotland, was a major drunk and a man whore, and his birthday gives us an excuse to throw on a kilt (for those of us who don’t already), drink crappy scotch, and bastardize Scottish Highlander Games.
This is a joint Donkey Punch and Full Moon Hash event. I’m still recovering from back surgery, so I need some help.
Check below to see how you can assist in making this event as super as in previous years!
Runner Hare 1: In My Depends
Runner Hare 2: I’ll Sweet Pee on Ya
Walker Hare 1: NEED
Walker Hare 2: NEED
Hashy Kilted Beer Yoga Instructor: NEED
Hash Cash: Poohbies
Pre-Hash (morning of Bobby Burns) Sous Chefs to help make Lamb Pies and Cheesy Potato Cakes:
1: NEED
2: NEED
3: NEED
4: NEED
5: NEED
Foodmeister: Masterbaker (Just to help put out the food that will be made available and to clean up afterward. I will do the shopping.)
Location: Crossed Arrows Park, 6102 E Acoma Dr, Scottsdale – park on the south side of the park on Acoma.
There is NO BATHROOM at this park, although there will be one on trail.
Hash to be preceded by Hashy Kilted Beer Yoga at 2:45pm.
You’ll get PLENTY of beverage on trail!
You MUST WEAR PLAID! It does not have to be a kilt. Plaid boxers are widely popular, as are plaid bathrobes. Or you could go full out and rent an entire costume!
MAKE SURE TO BRING A HEAD LAMP AND SOMETHING WARM TO WEAR FOR CIRCLE. WE WILL START WHEN IT’S LIGHT OUT, BUT WILL FINISH IN THE DARK.
HASH CASH: $15 for regular Phoenix beer, crappy scotch, and Traditional Scottish Food (no, not haggis) – something for the meat eaters, and something for the veg heads and vegans.
*** If you are a veg head, glutard or a vegan, please make a comment in the event. ***
Because this is a special event, virgins are not free.
For those who have attended in the past, please KEEP MUM about the SPECIAL SURPRISE!
Executive Decision: Bimbos cannot win any of the Hashlander Games* by showing their tits. But I’m sure the wankers would love you to still try.
BRING A HEADLAMP!
* These are rather like Scottish Highlander games, but with a hash twist. Don’t know what Scottish Highlander games are? Google it! Nothin’ like tossin’ a tree on a cold, rainy day….. And there are really shitty prizes!