Date/Time
Date(s) - Saturday - 12/02/2023
2:00 pm
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Wrong Way H3 #1088: Anal X-mas Hash ‘N Bash
Hare(s): YOU?!
Location: TBA
Time: 5pm
Hash Cash: Pay as you go Bar Hop
Bring: Head(!)lamp, chalk & low expectations, hashy Christmas songs.
Doggable: Probably not since it’s a bar crawl.
It is time to don your gayest apparel, ugliest sweater, or whatever Christmasy shit you’ve got and purdy up those bikes with tinsel, garland, and ALL THE LIGHTS!
The Anal Hash ‘n Bash is two trails in one hash. One trail for the Hashers and another trail for the Bashers (an any super-adventurous and/or dumb hashers). The hash trail will be a traditional trail with hares, “marks”, and whatever jack-assery you normally find on a hash trail. The Bash trail is a group ride (because bashing an actual trail at night doesn’t work well. Err, umm, I’ve heard).
There will be Christmas lights on trail*.
There will be Charistmas songs on trail**.
There will be super yummy Hot Chocolate on trail ***.
You should all know this by now, but we’re back to “regular” hashing — if you feel sick, STAY THE FUCK HOME. Don’t fuck it up. As always, be respectful of your fellow hashers’ personal space, social distancing, and above all, ask for CONSENT. Consent is sexy.
*maybe.
**also maybe, but you have control over this – go learn some songs!
***a third maybe – if we don’t drink it all before trail and Cider remembers to make it.