Date/Time
Date(s) - Monday - 12/23/2024
6:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Categories
Join us for the 664TH running of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!!!
Hare(s): Just Mark, Alrighty Men, Save a Tree Eat a Beaver, Second Handjob
Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions.
What: A 3(ish) mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A’ trail.
Where: TBD
Why: Because On Saturday December 23, 1944, twenty-five Germans attempted to reinvent the Hash, and escaped their desert prison. They gave each other silly new names and hared 69 shiggy trails through the wilderness. Most of the hares were snared fairly quickly by the pack, as they failed to properly plan their trails ahead of time. The final hare was snared on Sunday January 28, 1945, when he decided to drink his final beer instead of using it for a fishhook. (but like, fuck the Nazis.)
And Monday is a hashing day.
When: Monday, 12/23/24.
Meet at 6pm
Hares away at 6:40pm
Chalk talk at 6:45pm
Walkers away around 7pm.
Hash Cash: $5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs!
Dog-Friendly?: Yes!
On-After: Same place we started unless stated otherwise
*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. If you feel sick stay home, no one wants your germs! On-safety third-On*