Lost Boobs Hash Trash #159 January 13, 2014 Ammacacapane’s Everyone has been waiting on the edge of their seats for the Hash Trash Strikes Back, Return of the Hash Trash, or perhaps even, The Phantom Hares, Attack of the Pack, or The Revenge of the Chalk. However it appears that …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #160 January 20, 2014 (“Civil Rights Day” – because even MLK Day can be politically corrected) Castaway’s (“TriAnal – Doing the Butte”) This hash started before it even started. Which helped, because a good pre-lube went a long way: Anal Beaching posted that afternoon: “I just …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #161 January 27, 2014 “Just Rack’s Cat Friendly Hash” Tailgate Bar and Grill Cat Hash Diary vs. Dog Hash Diary Disclaimer: The animals appearing in this report are not fictitious in any way. Any resemblance to real pets, living or dead, is purely intentional and accurate. …
This Is Not Lost Boobs Hash Trash #162 February 3, 2014 Giligan’s, Old Town Scottsdale Hares: Diamonds ‘N’ Hurls, I Punched A Kid and Grapes of Wrath In case you have been looking for LBHT #162, it doesn’t exist. There never was, nor will there ever be, a shenanigan summary …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #163 February 10, 2014 Incapacitating Sand Hash 8===> Cream Job Hash Thanks be to “G” a haring emergency was narrowly averted. Hare Number One Flux Incapacitated was supposedly too sick to hare, however imagine the surprise when she showed up to hash! Which brings us to …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #164 February 17, 2014 Cactus Moon Sports Grill (Did you notice the size of this establishment? You could play corn hole on a full-size basketball court!) HARES: NairBare and Sphincter Pi Sphincter Pi asked for feedback on the trail in one sentence. Thank you, sir, for …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #166 March 3, 2014 [PH3 TV TRANSCRIPT] This is Bea Bush reporting live on location at Pranksters Too in Scottsdale, Arizona, at the site of a so-called “hash”, widely presumed to be a sex cult. In order to uncover the truth about this loose organization, I …
Lost Boobs Hash Trash #167 March 10, 2014 Remember Mad Libs ®? A super silly game in which you fill in words to make a crazy story? Well, here you go! [Forgive the formatting, but feel free to print and play along at home with the kiddos!] LBH #167 started …
LBH #168 March 17, 2015 Shawnee Park Hares: Weird Al Yank a Dick and Everything Butt Sex Shitty Irish accents filled the air at Shawnee Park as droves of hashers waited patiently for their life sustaining keg o’ green beer to arrive. Pornholio worked for days preparing different green beer …