Testimonials

These are real, authentic testimonials that you can't prove that we didn't make up:

I've done orienteeing, and I'm drunk at the moment. I've never put them together though ...  -- Achea, Parts Unknown

"Before I attended the Phoenix Hash, I was a big loser sitting at home on saturdays.  Now I have all these other losers to hang out with."  -- PR (hasher), Phoenix AZ

"I never knew that my running shoes could hold so much beer."  -- BS (hasher), Phoenix AZ

"Those Phoenix Hashers, I haven't seen anything like 'em since 'Nam.  It was May 1967.  There I was, two clicks out of Da Nang, Charlie everywhere..."  -- Rick (park ranger), Phoenix AZ

"I ain't never done no birthin' no babies."  -- GW (hasher), Phoenix AZ

"You people had better pay your bar tabs, or I'm gonna call the cops!" -- Marie (waitress), Joe's Bar & Grill, Glendale AZ

"Get away from me, you really smell awful!!"  -- CB, Tempe AZ

"Before I started running with the Phoenix Hash, I was completely hairless.  Look at me now, I'm one furry sumbitch!  Thanks!" -- AH (hasher), Chandler AZ

"Running with the Phoenix Hash is probably 36% better than a sharp stick in the eye.  Then again, I've never had a sharp stick in the eye." -- SS (hasher), Phoenix AZ

"Fire Good!  ...Ungh!"  -- DJ (mountain man), Crown King AZ

"You gonna eat yer gravy?  <SNORT> "  -- FZ (hasher), Scottsdale AZ