The Phoenix Hash House Harriers have at least two (and sometimes three!) hashes a month. The Zonies who give us yet another blissful Saturday of down-downs. The Hump d’ for those who just like to run (sort-of). And the Full Moon Hash with it’s quality beer and yellow food. Yet I ask myself, “Self, is that all there is?” Why when the SFH3 hashes 5 days a week and the Austin H3 hashes every weekend, plus a weekly pub crawl? Why are we limited to so few opportunities to drink the amber nectar and follow fruitless trails? Therefore I say now is the time for change! Now is the time to stand up and say WE WANT MORE!! But how? Most Saturdays are spoken for, and we already have a mid-week hash, plus the occasional ‘contra.’ What then is left? To which I answer, FRIDAY NIGHT! Yes, that’s right, Friday night. Because sometimes you just have to say:
HEINEKEN, SCHMEINEKEN, F*CK THAT SH!T! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!
ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE PHOENIX H3:
The HEINEKEN SCHMEINEKEN PBR HASH
2ND FRIDAY OF EVERY MONTH
Hosted by Anal Beads and Tortoise Coitus
Emphasis to be on a fun, moderate length trail (4 miles?) with plenty of PBR. No themes, no glow lights, just lots of ice cold PBR from beginning to end.
What better way to get rid of the stress of a long hard week than running amok through the streets and alleys on the trail of the elusive BN (It certainly beats trying to force your bosses head through the paper shredder!).
Spend time with like-minded individuals, blow off some steam, enjoy on-afters at exciting locations which might even include a hot tub or pool.
Every hash had to start somewhere, this one starts here and now!
We hope you will join us in making the PBR Hash something not to be missed!
