Phoenix Hash House Harriers

 
Please join us for the 778th running of Wrong Way Hash House Harriers!

Please take the light rail/get a DD/be safe. Light rail to the Central/Washington stop in Downtown Phoenix and walk 10-15 minutes South on Central to The Duce. There is about 5 minutes of sketchy area where you walk under an overpass. Consider it an adventure in urban living.

Where: The Duce, 525 S. Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85003, http://theducephx.com/
Food is served until midnight, and karaoke with a DJ starts at 9pm. No joke, they actually have the phrase “Party like it’s 1969…” on their website. Plus, a boxing ring. Seriously.

When: Saturday, 10/20/12

Hash Cash: $5, or free if you’re a virgin

Hares: Whore’s Whisperer and Suze Whoreman

Why: Because day drinking is awesome. Asleep early and the possibility to still actually do something productive on Sunday. Productive =’s brunch drinking followed by day drinking.

Time: Meet at 5:00pm, Hares away at 5:15pm, Chalk Talk at 5:20pm, Hounds to follow at 5:30pm

What: A 4-6.069 mile, A to A’, wheelchair impossible hash.

Don’t forget hash cash, a head(!)lamp/flashlight, a whistle, and a drinking vessel (GO GREEN)!!!

Please bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from! Hang a plastic cup from your lanyard or Camelbak. Bring a cup and make a friend carry it in their sling pack. Pay them back with intercourse. Or buy a collapsible mug that will fit in your pocket/brassiere/butt/wherever. If nothing else, at least stash a receptacle of some sort in your vehicle and grab it for circle. The haberdashery sells PH3 plastic mugs for $3, or buy a collapsible mug like this-http://www.rei.com/product/787278/sea-to-summit-x-mug

Cash Needed on Trail: Nah. Unless you need to toss a buck or two to a dog with a gun or a hobo with rabies. That spray paint for the graffiti “artists” isn’t gonna buy itself. Thank goodness Suze is free. Phew.

On After: We’re starting at a bar. Best bet, probably ending there too. Reading directions are hard, hashing is easy.
 
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