Phoenix Wrong Way Hash #778
Please take the light rail/get a DD/be safe. Light rail to the Central/Washington stop in Downtown Phoenix and walk 10-15 minutes South on Central to The Duce. There is about 5 minutes of sketchy area where you walk under an overpass. Consider it an adventure in urban living.
Where: The Duce, 525 S. Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85003, http://theducephx.com/
Food is served until midnight, and karaoke with a DJ starts at 9pm. No joke, they actually have the phrase “Party like it’s 1969…” on their website. Plus, a boxing ring. Seriously.
When: Saturday, 10/20/12
Hash Cash: $5, or free if you’re a virgin
Hares: Whore’s Whisperer and Suze Whoreman
Why: Because day drinking is awesome. Asleep early and the possibility to still actually do something productive on Sunday. Productive =’s brunch drinking followed by day drinking.
Time: Meet at 5:00pm, Hares away at 5:15pm, Chalk Talk at 5:20pm, Hounds to follow at 5:30pm
What: A 4-6.069 mile, A to A’, wheelchair impossible hash.
Don’t forget hash cash, a head(!)lamp/flashlight, a whistle, and a drinking vessel (GO GREEN)!!!
Please bring your own vessel (cup) to drink from! Hang a plastic cup from your lanyard or Camelbak. Bring a cup and make a friend carry it in their sling pack. Pay them back with intercourse. Or buy a collapsible mug that will fit in your pocket/brassiere/butt/wherever. If nothing else, at least stash a receptacle of some sort in your vehicle and grab it for circle. The haberdashery sells PH3 plastic mugs for $3, or buy a collapsible mug like this-http://www.rei.com/product/787278/sea-to-summit-x-mug
Cash Needed on Trail: Nah. Unless you need to toss a buck or two to a dog with a gun or a hobo with rabies. That spray paint for the graffiti “artists” isn’t gonna buy itself. Thank goodness Suze is free. Phew.
On After: We’re starting at a bar. Best bet, probably ending there too. Reading directions are hard, hashing is easy.