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3rd Jul 10
CaliforniaCreamin| Jul |
| 3 |
| 4:30 pm |
Location: The corner of S.Calle Los Cerros Dr. and W. Carson Rd. Phoenix, AZ
- Di-Erections:
- I-10 to Baseline,
- Go West on Baseline to Calle Los Cerros Dr.,
- Go North (right) on Calle Los Cerros Dr. to Carson Rd.
- Go East (right) on Carson and meet in the grassy knoll by the pool area on the south side of the road.
- Start time – 4:30 – cuz it’s damn hot!
Couple of updates!
Runners trail will be hared by Daily Male and Donkey Dildo Delight!
Walkers trail will be hared by Bitch ‘N Hoe and Just Stephen!
I have a special request from my own personal “troop” – namely my baby, Major Butt Dart. He says, and I quote, “could you send me some hasher’s email addresses? It’s getting lonely out here and I miss my hashers! Hashspace doesn’t seem to be very popular these days. Any and all will do.”
So, I will have a sign up sheet for you to put your email addresses on, and either a big assed card, or banner or something to send him messages on. If anyone has hash pictures you could send, bring ‘em!
Just to clarify – the items we are collecting are being sent elsewhere, not to the Major. I would just like to send him some personal messages and what not.
Lessee – what else?
Oh. The pool may be green, so we may not be able to swim after the hash. In the even that it’s not “battle ready” we will select an indoor establishment for the on after. Daily has been working diligently to try and get it ready, but there’s that red tape crap, and what not.
In case you haven’t heard it enough yet, Daily Male and I (and hopefully my brother, Stephen) will be haring the Independence Weekend “Support Our Troops” Hash on Saturday, July 3rd.
The start will be at the same place the Luau was held last year – Daily’s residence in Tempe. We will be swimming afterward, but you DO have to wear a suit. Sorry. We will have a grill. So bring something to throw on it!
YOU MUST WEAR CAMOUFLAGE! So get out to your local Goodwill today!
In addition, we will be collecting items to send over to our troops. Unfortunately, as much as I know you all would like to, we cannot send porn. Or pictures of scantily clad women. Anything in that vein received will just be turned over to Ugly Naked Guy.
What to bring, then?
- cash donations are fine as we could use some help with postage
- any grab and go, non-perishable, non-meltable snack foods is good. Beef jerky is apparently a big hit! I plan on buying a big box of non-poofter Cheetos at Costco!
- playing cards
- write a letter – have your kids write letters
- have your kids draw a picture
- send a card
- send a Sudoku book with a pen
- send a cross word book
- send a book
- send travel sized or hand held games
They apparently do NOT really need toilettries – especially NO DISPOSABLE RAZORS!
I think you get the idea! If you’d like to contribute, but are not able to make the hash, let us know, and we’ll make arrangements to get your items from you!
More deets on time and what not will be sent shortly.
As always, if you have any questions, let us know!
