Phoenix Hash House Harriers

• Hares: French Me Tunnel and 69derthal
• Start Location: The Medical Plaza at Spectrum (rhymes with Rectum), just southeast of the southern Loop 202 and Val Vista Road.
• Start time: 1530. Hares away whenever we feel like the time is right.
• Directions: Find and then drive on the San Tan Freeway, which is the southern Loop 202. (Not to be confused with the Red Mountain Freeway which is the “other” Loop 202). Exit to the south on South Val Vista Drive. After (only!) about 700 feet, turn left (east) on Mercy Road. Then, drive east on Mercy for about ¼ mile and then turn right (south) at the big “The Medical Plaza at Spectrum” sign into the medical plaza. Look for hashers. Park your vehicle nearby. Drink something. Buy haberdashery. Be social.
• Other details: No money or ID will be needed on trail. The trail will be dog friendly (The On After is questionable…). The trail will be stroller friendly (The On After is questionable – just kidding.). The temperature will be 69 degrees. The trail will be all downhill with a cool breeze at your back. The trail will pass through gently rolling green hills and meadows and will pass by numerous cool babbling brooks. There will be abundant shade. The trail will not suck in the slightest. Really. Trust the hares.
• On After: The On After will be at McDuffy’s Grill, which is located in a strip (Yeah, Baby..!!) mall complex at the northeast corner of East Pecos Road and South McQueen Road.

Trivia: Captain Crash (nerd name = Charlie Cobb) crashed and died at the Chandler Municipal Airport in May 1992. The first annual memorial run happened about two weeks later. Therefore, this is the 19th annual memorial run. Captain Crash’s most used quote about hashing = “Hashing isn’t for everybody. And.., that’s ‘as it should be’.”.